When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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