i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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