I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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