yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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