i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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