i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
