the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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