You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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