i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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