I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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