I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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