I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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