the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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