Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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