Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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