Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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