Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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