Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
He did a backflip because drugs
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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