it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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