i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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