Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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