I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I think I am morally bankrupt
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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