You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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