i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Randomize
