Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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