But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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