My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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