Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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