Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Sorry about my life...
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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