Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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