Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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