R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
literally had 100 drinks last night.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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