i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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