I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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