i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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