normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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