i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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