You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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