She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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