in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Come see our sink grown plant.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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