Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
People in love make me want to vomit
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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