did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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