i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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