My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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