That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
