She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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