If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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