why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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