you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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