why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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