we're blogging at a bar
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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