The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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