Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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