Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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