she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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