Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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